是被老公扫地出门的主妇。韩云溪只好用刀尖将绑着小岩井吉乃的绳子切断：“好了，别哭了！！我开完笑的！！我求你告诉我理由好不好？！”
但是小岩井吉乃就像没有听到他说的话一样，继续大哭。像小岩井吉乃这样的无表情属性的女生，情感爆发出来是很可怕的。韩云溪没有办法，只好想办法逗她开心：“好啦，我唱首歌给你听行吗？就唱那首挪威神曲《狐狸叫》怎么样？咳咳．．．．．．开始了”
What does the fox say
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What does the fox say
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What does the fox say
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What does the fox say
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神经病一样的高低音配合加上浮夸的动作表演，韩云一会上蹿下跳一会儿摇头呐喊，太空步加上杰克逊的那套经典的捂裆扭腰动作逗逼效果拔群。成功的让小岩井吉乃止住了眼泪，换来了一句：“阿霍（笨蛋）”